MARCH MADNESS

I can hear the TWO AND A HALF MEN theme "MEN" in my head. The urologists at the CLEVELAND CLINIC have released an interesting stat. Men getting vasectomies increase by 50% during MARCH MADNESS! The reason is these fellas want a few days off to watch March Madness BASKETBALL. A 50% increase in vasectomies timed to watch the big dance! At the risk of being doubted I read that DR RICHARD (Dick) CHOPPER in Austin,Texax affirms the March Madness vasectomies. If you doubt the doc with the perfect name for a Urologist,then research this story. You will find Dr Dick Chopper right in the thick of it.
All across the country,guys are filling out brackets and scheduling their snip snip. I guess if you're gonna do it anyway, why not do it now and take a few days off to enjoy some b-ball!